Things You Don't Say To Your Wife Lyrics
Hey honey have you gained
Some weight in your rear-end?
That dress you wear reminds me
Of my old girlfriend
And where'd you get those shoes?
I think they're pretty lame
Would you stop talking 'cause
I'm trying to watch the game
If you're a man who wants to
Live a long and happy life
These are the things
You don't say to your wife
I planned a hunting trip
Next week on your birthday
I didn't ask you
'Cause I knew it'd be ok
Go make some dinner while
I watch this fishing show
I taped it over our
Old wedding video
If you're a man who wants to
Live a long and happy life
These are the things
You don't say to your wife
Your cooking is ok
But not like my mother makes
The diamond in the ring
I bought you is a fake
Your eyes look puffy dear,
Are you feeling ill?
Happy anniversary
I bought you a treadmill
If you're a man who wants to
Live a long and happy life
These are the things
You don't say to your wife
If your a man who doesn't want to
Get killed with a knife
These are the things
You don't say to your wife
Lyrics by Tim Hawkins
